This is a test of the Emergency Friend System.
If this were an actual emergency you would be instructed where
for location information concerning your friend.
This is only a test.
(A)ccepts you as you are
(B)elieves in "you"
(C)alls you just to say "HI"
(D)oesn't give up on you
(E)nvisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts)
(F)orgives your mistakes
(I)nvites you over
(J)ust "be" with you
(K)eeps you close at heart
(L)oves you for who you are
(M)akes a difference in your life
(P)icks you up
(Q)uiets your fears
(R)Raises your spirits
(S)ays nice things about you
(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it
(W)alks beside you
(X)-plain things you don't understand
(Y)ells when you won't listen and
(Z)aps you back to reality
"Flexible people don't get bent out of shape."
OK, THIS IS A TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE!!!
DON'T BE HURT BY THIS IF NO ONE SENDS IT BACK,
IT'S JUST A TEST. OK, HERE GOES, INSTANTLY WHEN YOU RECEIVE THIS
LETTER, YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 8 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON
WHO SENT IT TO YOU.