The Top 10 Things People Think While Singing A Hymn

10. The pot roast.

9. What does the pastor wear under his robes?

8. Will the person behind me ever hit the right note?

7. 90 minutes till kickoff.

6. Did I turn off the curling iron?

5. What's the likelihood of the ceiling fan falling and hitting me on the head?

4. How many people have lost more hair than I have?

3. How would the hymn sound if DC Talk played it?

2. Are there doughnuts at fellowship?

1. How many more verses?

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