Now That's Dumb
He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk
from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly
commanded the lady, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"
He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats. When he turned
around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said "Oh? You think
that's funny? Watch this!" He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and
breaks every window in her car. When he turns and looks at her, she
has a smile on her face.
He is getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all
her tires. Now she's laughing. The truck driver is really starting to
lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets a can of gas, pours it on
her car and sets it on fire.
He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.
"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the lady. She replied,
"Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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