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                       .:Letter from the CEO:.

Welcome to the zine!

 I'd like to take this time to make a few
  announcements.  First, I'll be unveiling a
   brand new website.  Project C Bible will
    be released when I finish C Bible 3.0.
     Project C Bible will be the open source
      edition of C Bible.  It will allow people
       to add the Bible to their website, and
      is planned to work on any and all servers. I plan
     on creating a special forum so that people
    who use C Bible can interact on hacks, mods,
   bugs, etc.

  The advantage of open source is that anybody
 can contribute, the full source is available.
Our goal is to have the Bible on EVERY Christian
 site on the net.  There will be a day, in the
  time of the AntiChrist, when the Holy Word
   of God is banned, and by having the Bible
    on every site, it will be more difficult
     to silence the word of Christ.

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                       .:Inspirational Story:.
                         .:God's Love Letter:.

You may not know me, but I know everything about 
you...
Psalm 139:1

I know when you sit down and when you rise up...
Psalm 139:2

I am familiar with all your ways...
Psalm 139:3

Even the very hairs on your head are numbered...
Matthew 10:29-31

For you were made in my image...
Genesis 1:27

In me you live and move and have your being...
Acts 17:28

For you are my offspring....
Acts 17:28

I knew you even before you were conceived...
Jeremiah 1:4-5

I chose you when I planned creation...
Ephesians 1: 11-12

You were not a mistake, for all your days are 
written in my book...
Psalm 139:15-16

I determined the exact time of your birth and 
where you would live...
Acts 17:26

You are fearfully and wonderfully made...
Psalm 139:14

I knit you together in your mother's womb...
Psalm 139:13

And brought you forth on the day you were born...
Psalm 71:6

I have been misrepresented by those who don't 
know me...
John 8:41-44

I am not distant and angry, but am the complete 
expression of love... I
John4:16

And it is my desire to lavish my love on you 
simply because you are my
child and I am your father... 
1 John 3:1

I offer you more than your earthly parents 
ever could...
Matthew 7:11

For I am the perfect Parent...
Matthew 5:48

Every good gift that you receive comes from 
my hand...
James 1:17

For I am your provider and I meet all your 
needs...
Matthew 6:31-33

My plan for your future has always been 
filled with hope...
Jeremiah 29:11

Because I love you with an everlasting 
love...
Jeremiah 31:3

My thoughts towards you are countless 
as the sand on the seashore...
Psalm 139:17-18

And I rejoice over you with singing...
Zephania 3:17

I will never stop doing good to you...
Jeremiah 32:40

For you are my treasured possession...
Exodus 19:5

I desire to establish you with all my 
heart and all my soul...
Jeremiah 32:41

And I want to show you great and marvelous 
things...
Jeremiah 33:3

If you seek me with all your heart, you 
will find me...
Deutronomy 4:29

Delight in me and I will give you the 
desires of your heart...
Psalm 37:4

For it is I who gave you those desires...
Phillipians 2:13

I am able to do more for you than you 
could possibly imagine...
Ephesians 3:20

For I am your greatest encourager...
2 Thessalonians 2:16-17

I am also the Father who comforts you 
in all your troubles...
2 Corinthians 1:3-4

When you are brokenhearted, I am close 
to you...
Psalm 34:18

As a shepherd carries a lamb, I have 
carried you close you my heart...
Isaiah 40:11

One day I will wipe away every tear 
from your eyes and will take away
all the pain you have suffered on 
this earth....
Revelation 21:3-4

I am your Father, and I love you 
even as I love my son, Jesus...
John 17:23

For in Jesus, my love for you is 
revealed...
John 17:26

He is the exact representation of 
my being...
Hebrews 1:3

He came to demonstrate that I am 
for you, not against you...
Romans 8:31

And to tell you that I am not 
counting your sins...
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

Jesus died so that I could be 
reconciled...
2 Corinthians 5:18-19

His death was the ultimate expression 
of my love for you...
I John 4:10

I gave up everything I loved that I 
might gain your love...
Romans 8:38-39

Come home and I'll throw the biggest 
party heaven has ever seen... 
Luke 
15:7

I have always been Father, and will 
always be Father...
Ephesians 3:14-15

My question is ... Will you be my child?
John 1:12-13

I am waiting for you ...
Luke 15:11-32

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                                     .:Study:.
               .:Daily Reading for 7-20-2001:.
                          .:Isaiah 28:1-31:9:.

28:1 Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards 
of Ephraim, whose glorious 
beauty [is] a fading 
flower, which [are] on the head of the fat valleys 

of them that are overcome with wine! 

28:2 Behold, the Lord hath a mighty 
and strong one, which as a
tempest of hail and a destroying storm, as a flood of mighty
waters overflowing, shall cast down to the earth with the hand.

28:3 The crown of pride, the drunkards of Ephraim, shall be
trodden under feet:

28:4 And the glorious beauty, which is on the head of the fat
valley, shall be a fading flower, and as the hasty fruit
before the summer; which when he that looketh upon it seeth,
while it is yet in his hand he eateth it up.

28:5 In that day shall the LORD of hosts be for a crown of
glory, and for a diadem of beauty, unto the residue of his
people,

28:6 And for a spirit of judgment to him that sitteth in
judgment, and for strength to them that turn the battle to the
gate.

28:7 But they also have erred through wine, and through strong
drink are out of the way; the priest and the prophet have erred
through strong drink, they are swallowed up of wine, they are
out of the way through strong drink; they err in vision, they
stumble in judgment.

28:8 For all tables are full of vomit and filthiness, so that
there is no place clean.

28:9 Whom shall he teach knowledge? and whom shall he make to
understand doctrine? them that are weaned from the milk,
and drawn from the breasts.

28:10 For precept must be upon precept, precept upon precept;
line upon line, line upon line; here a little, and there a
little:

28:11 For with stammering lips and another tongue will he speak
to this people.

28:12 To whom he said, This is the rest wherewith ye may
cause the weary to rest; and this is the refreshing: yet they
would not hear.

28:13 But the word of the LORD was unto them precept upon
precept, precept upon precept; line upon line, line upon line;
here a little, and there a little; that they might go, and
fall backward, and be broken, and snared, and taken.

28:14 Wherefore hear the word of the LORD, ye scornful men, that
rule this people which is in Jerusalem.

28:15 Because ye have said, We have made a covenant with death,
and with hell are we at agreement; when the overflowing scourge
shall pass through, it shall not come unto us: for we have made
lies our refuge, and under falsehood have we hid ourselves:

28:16 Therefore thus saith the Lord GOD, Behold, I lay in Zion
for a foundation a stone, a tried stone, a precious corner
stone, a sure foundation: he that believeth shall not make
haste.

28:17 Judgment also will I lay to the line, and righteousness to
the plummet: and the hail shall sweep away the refuge of lies,
and the waters shall overflow the hiding place.

28:18 And your covenant with death shall be disannulled, and
your agreement with hell shall not stand; when the overflowing
scourge shall pass through, then ye shall be trodden down by
it.

28:19 From the time that it goeth forth it shall take you: for
morning by morning shall it pass over, by day and by night: and
it shall be a vexation only to understand the report.

28:20 For the bed is shorter than that a man can stretch
himself on it: and the covering narrower than that he can
wrap himself in it.

28:21 For the LORD shall rise up as in mount Perazim, he shall
be wroth as in the valley of Gibeon, that he may do his work,
his strange work; and bring to pass his act, his strange act.

28:22 Now therefore be ye not mockers, lest your bands be made
strong: for I have heard from the Lord GOD of hosts a
consumption, even determined upon the whole earth.

28:23 Give ye ear, and hear my voice; hearken, and hear my
speech.

28:24 Doth the plowman plow all day to sow? doth he open and
break the clods of his ground?

28:25 When he hath made plain the face thereof, doth he not cast
abroad the fitches, and scatter the cummin, and cast in the
principal wheat and the appointed barley and the rie in their
place?

28:26 For his God doth instruct him to discretion, and doth
teach him.

28:27 For the fitches are not threshed with a threshing
instrument, neither is a cart wheel turned about upon the
cummin; but the fitches are beaten out with a staff, and the
cummin with a rod.

28:28 Bread corn is bruised; because he will not ever be
threshing it, nor break it with the wheel of his cart, nor
bruise it with his horsemen.

28:29 This also cometh forth from the LORD of hosts, which is
wonderful in counsel, and excellent in working.

29:1 Woe to Ariel, to Ariel, the city [where] David dwelt! 
add ye year 
to year; let them kill sacrifices. 

29:2 Yet I will distress Ariel, and 
there shall be heaviness and
sorrow: and it shall be unto me as Ariel.

29:3 And I will camp against thee round about, and will lay
siege against thee with a mount, and I will raise forts against
thee.

29:4 And thou shalt be brought down, and shalt speak out of
the ground, and thy speech shall be low out of the dust, and
thy voice shall be, as of one that hath a familiar spirit, out
of the ground, and thy speech shall whisper out of the dust.

29:5 Moreover the multitude of thy strangers shall be like small
dust, and the multitude of the terrible ones shall be as
chaff that passeth away: yea, it shall be at an instant
suddenly.

29:6 Thou shalt be visited of the LORD of hosts with thunder,
and with earthquake, and great noise, with storm and tempest,
and the flame of devouring fire.

29:7 And the multitude of all the nations that fight against
Ariel, even all that fight against her and her munition, and
that distress her, shall be as a dream of a night vision.

29:8 It shall even be as when an hungry man dreameth, and,
behold, he eateth; but he awaketh, and his soul is empty: or as
when a thirsty man dreameth, and, behold, he drinketh; but he
awaketh, and, behold, he is faint, and his soul hath
appetite: so shall the multitude of all the nations be, that
fight against mount Zion.

29:9 Stay yourselves, and wonder; cry ye out, and cry: they are
drunken, but not with wine; they stagger, but not with strong
drink.

29:10 For the LORD hath poured out upon you the spirit of deep
sleep, and hath closed your eyes: the prophets and your rulers,
the seers hath he covered.

29:11 And the vision of all is become unto you as the words of a
book that is sealed, which men deliver to one that is
learned, saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I
cannot; for it is sealed:

29:12 And the book is delivered to him that is not learned,
saying, Read this, I pray thee: and he saith, I am not learned.

29:13 Wherefore the Lord said, Forasmuch as this people draw
near me with their mouth, and with their lips do honour me,
but have removed their heart far from me, and their fear toward
me is taught by the precept of men:

29:14 Therefore, behold, I will proceed to do a marvellous work
among this people, even a marvellous work and a wonder: for
the wisdom of their wise men shall perish, and the
understanding of their prudent men shall be hid.

29:15 Woe unto them that seek deep to hide their counsel from
the LORD, and their works are in the dark, and they say, Who
seeth us? and who knoweth us?

29:16 Surely your turning of things upside down shall be
esteemed as the potter's clay: for shall the work say of him
that made it, He made me not? or shall the thing framed say of
him that framed it, He had no understanding?

29:17 Is it not yet a very little while, and Lebanon shall be
turned into a fruitful field, and the fruitful field shall be
esteemed as a forest?

29:18 And in that day shall the deaf hear the words of the book,
and the eyes of the blind shall see out of obscurity, and out
of darkness.

29:19 The meek also shall increase their joy in the LORD, and
the poor among men shall rejoice in the Holy One of Israel.

29:20 For the terrible one is brought to nought, and the scorner
is consumed, and all that watch for iniquity are cut off:

29:21 That make a man an offender for a word, and lay a snare
for him that reproveth in the gate, and turn aside the just for
a thing of nought.

29:22 Therefore thus saith the LORD, who redeemed Abraham,
concerning the house of Jacob, Jacob shall not now be ashamed,
neither shall his face now wax pale.

29:23 But when he seeth his children, the work of mine hands, in
the midst of him, they shall sanctify my name, and sanctify the
Holy One of Jacob, and shall fear the God of Israel.

29:24 They also that erred in spirit shall come to
understanding, and they that murmured shall learn doctrine.

30:1 Woe to the rebellious children, saith the LORD, that take 
counsel, 
but not of me; and that cover with a covering, but 
not of my spirit, that 
they may add sin to sin: 

30:2 That walk to go down into Egypt, and have 
not asked at my
mouth; to strengthen themselves in the strength of Pharaoh, and
to trust in the shadow of Egypt!

30:3 Therefore shall the strength of Pharaoh be your shame, and
the trust in the shadow of Egypt your confusion.

30:4 For his princes were at Zoan, and his ambassadors came to
Hanes.

30:5 They were all ashamed of a people that could not profit
them, nor be an help nor profit, but a shame, and also a
reproach.

30:6 The burden of the beasts of the south: into the land of
trouble and anguish, from whence come the young and old lion,
the viper and fiery flying serpent, they will carry their
riches upon the shoulders of young asses, and their treasures
upon the bunches of camels, to a people that shall not profit
them.

30:7 For the Egyptians shall help in vain, and to no purpose:
therefore have I cried concerning this, Their strength is to
sit still.

30:8 Now go, write it before them in a table, and note it in a
book, that it may be for the time to come for ever and ever:

30:9 That this is a rebellious people, lying children,
children that will not hear the law of the LORD:

30:10 Which say to the seers, See not; and to the prophets,
Prophesy not unto us right things, speak unto us smooth things,
prophesy deceits:

30:11 Get you out of the way, turn aside out of the path, cause
the Holy One of Israel to cease from before us.

30:12 Wherefore thus saith the Holy One of Israel, Because ye
despise this word, and trust in oppression and perverseness,
and stay thereon:

30:13 Therefore this iniquity shall be to you as a breach ready
to fall, swelling out in a high wall, whose breaking cometh
suddenly at an instant.

30:14 And he shall break it as the breaking of the potters'
vessel that is broken in pieces; he shall not spare: so that
there shall not be found in the bursting of it a sherd to take
fire from the hearth, or to take water withal out of the pit.

30:15 For thus saith the Lord GOD, the Holy One of Israel; In
returning and rest shall ye be saved; in quietness and in
confidence shall be your strength: and ye would not.

30:16 But ye said, No; for we will flee upon horses; therefore
shall ye flee: and, We will ride upon the swift; therefore
shall they that pursue you be swift.

30:17 One thousand shall flee at the rebuke of one; at the
rebuke of five shall ye flee: till ye be left as a beacon upon
the top of a mountain, and as an ensign on an hill.

30:18 And therefore will the LORD wait, that he may be gracious
unto you, and therefore will he be exalted, that he may have
mercy upon you: for the LORD is a God of judgment: blessed
are all they that wait for him.

30:19 For the people shall dwell in Zion at Jerusalem: thou
shalt weep no more: he will be very gracious unto thee at the
voice of thy cry; when he shall hear it, he will answer thee.

30:20 And though the Lord give you the bread of adversity, and
the water of affliction, yet shall not thy teachers be removed
into a corner any more, but thine eyes shall see thy teachers:

30:21 And thine ears shall hear a word behind thee, saying, This
is the way, walk ye in it, when ye turn to the right hand,
and when ye turn to the left.

30:22 Ye shall defile also the covering of thy graven images of
silver, and the ornament of thy molten images of gold: thou
shalt cast them away as a menstruous cloth; thou shalt say unto
it, Get thee hence.

30:23 Then shall he give the rain of thy seed, that thou shalt
sow the ground withal; and bread of the increase of the earth,
and it shall be fat and plenteous: in that day shall thy cattle
feed in large pastures.

30:24 The oxen likewise and the young asses that ear the ground
shall eat clean provender, which hath been winnowed with the
shovel and with the fan.

30:25 And there shall be upon every high mountain, and upon
every high hill, rivers and streams of waters in the day of
the great slaughter, when the towers fall.

30:26 Moreover the light of the moon shall be as the light of
the sun, and the light of the sun shall be sevenfold, as the
light of seven days, in the day that the LORD bindeth up the
breach of his people, and healeth the stroke of their wound.

30:27 Behold, the name of the LORD cometh from far, burning
with his anger, and the burden thereof is heavy: his lips
are full of indignation, and his tongue as a devouring fire:

30:28 And his breath, as an overflowing stream, shall reach to
the midst of the neck, to sift the nations with the sieve of
vanity: and there shall be a bridle in the jaws of the
people, causing them to err.

30:29 Ye shall have a song, as in the night when a holy
solemnity is kept; and gladness of heart, as when one goeth
with a pipe to come into the mountain of the LORD, to the
mighty One of Israel.

30:30 And the LORD shall cause his glorious voice to be heard,
and shall shew the lighting down of his arm, with the
indignation of his anger, and with the flame of a devouring
fire, with scattering, and tempest, and hailstones.

30:31 For through the voice of the LORD shall the Assyrian be
beaten down, which smote with a rod.

30:32 And in every place where the grounded staff shall pass,
which the LORD shall lay upon him, it shall be with tabrets
and harps: and in battles of shaking will he fight with it.

30:33 For Tophet is ordained of old; yea, for the king it is
prepared; he hath made it deep and large: the pile thereof
is fire and much wood; the breath of the LORD, like a stream
of brimstone, doth kindle it.

31:1 Woe to them that go down to Egypt for help; and stay on 
horses, and 
trust in chariots, because [they are] many; and 
in horsemen, because they 
are very strong; but they look not 
unto the Holy One of Israel, neither 
seek the LORD! 

31:2 Yet he also is wise, and will bring evil, and will 
not
call back his words: but will arise against the house of the
evildoers, and against the help of them that work iniquity.

31:3 Now the Egyptians are men, and not God; and their horses
flesh, and not spirit. When the LORD shall stretch out his
hand, both he that helpeth shall fall, and he that is holpen
shall fall down, and they all shall fail together.

31:4 For thus hath the LORD spoken unto me, Like as the lion and
the young lion roaring on his prey, when a multitude of
shepherds is called forth against him, he will not be afraid
of their voice, nor abase himself for the noise of them: so
shall the LORD of hosts come down to fight for mount Zion, and
for the hill thereof.

31:5 As birds flying, so will the LORD of hosts defend
Jerusalem; defending also he will deliver it; and passing
over he will preserve it.

31:6 Turn ye unto him from whom the children of Israel have
deeply revolted.

31:7 For in that day every man shall cast away his idols of
silver, and his idols of gold, which your own hands have made
unto you for a sin.

31:8 Then shall the Assyrian fall with the sword, not of a
mighty man; and the sword, not of a mean man, shall devour him:
but he shall flee from the sword, and his young men shall be
discomfited.

31:9 And he shall pass over to his strong hold for fear, and his
princes shall be afraid of the ensign, saith the LORD, whose
fire is in Zion, and his furnace in Jerusalem.

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                                 .:Testimony:.
                                   :.Mandi's.:

Hi! My name is Mandi. I am 16 years old and am 
going into the 10th grade. 
I don't live with 
my mom and dad and brother. I moved out of my 
parents 
house in November of 1998, when I was 
14. I went and stayed with a friend. 
She was 
23. For my 14th birthday she took me out and 
got me drunk. And 
everyone knows as far as a 
Christian lifestyle goes, you don't go out and 

party and get drunk, especially when you are 
14. You're probably thinking, 
well where was 
God in all of this? 

When I was 11 years old I was baptized. 

Now the reason I got baptized was because a 
lot of my other friends in 
church were getting 
baptized and I thought that was the right 
thing to 
do. So, I went and talked to our 
pastor and told him I would like to be 
baptized 
and become a member of the church. 

Well, let me tell ya. Once 
I was baptized 
the devil stuck out more than ever before 
in my life. And 
the reason for that is because 
the devil sees you accepting Jesus into 
your 
life and he's like no way, I want you, God 
can't have you, so he 
tries even harder to 
get you to mess up. Well, it didn't take 
much for 
me to give in to peer pressure. 
In the summer of 1999 I moved up with some 

friends of the family. They had known me since 
I was born and we used to 
live 15 minutes 
away from each other before they moved. Well, 
I moved 
up here with them and my life has 
never been better. I went through confirmation 

that year and my life started to change. Now I 
have lived with our friends 
of the family for 
2 years and I have a job at our church and 
have never 
been doing better. I think 
everything happens for a reason, and I believe 

that God is that reason. I thank God for 
everything He has blessed me with 
in my life. 

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                                  .:Humor Me:.
               .:Dilbert's 35 Rules of Order:.

1. I can only please one person per day. Today 
is not your day. Tomorrow 
is not looking good 
either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the 
whooshing sound they make as 
they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how 
to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and 
some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. 
If he isn't there the first 
time, chances are 
you won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a 
perception problem.

7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars 
in the sky, and I thought 
to myself, where the 
heck is the ceiling?

8. My reality check bounced.

9.On the keyboard of life, always keep one 
finger on the escape key

10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

11. You are slower than a herd of turtles 
stampeding through peanut butter.

12. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 
because you are crunchy and 
taste good with 
ketchup.

13. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

14. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you 
down to their level, then 
beat you with experience.

15. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters 
from a kick in the butt.

16. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be 
replaced, you can't be promoted

17. After any salary raise, you will have 
less money at the end of the 
month than you 
did before.

18. The more crap you put up with, the more 
crap you are going to get.

19. You can go anywhere you want if you look 
serious and carry a clipboard.

20. Eat one live toad the first thing in the 
morning and nothing worse 
will happen to you 
the rest of the day.

21. When the bosses talk about improving 
productivity, they are never talking 
about themselves.

22. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

23. To err is human, to forgive is not our 
policy.

24. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided 
it isn't the work he/she 
is supposed to be doing.

25. Important letters that contain no errors 
will develop errors in the 
email.

26. If you are good, you will be assigned all 
the work. If you are really 
good, you will get out of it.

27. You are always doing something marginal 
when the boss drops by your 
desk.

28. People who go to conferences are the 
ones who shouldn't.

29. If it wasn't for the last minute, 
nothing would get done.

30. At work, the authority of a person is 
inversely proportional to the 
number of pens 
that person is carrying.

31. When you don't know what to do, walk fast 
and look worried.

32. Following the rules will not get the 
job done.

33. Getting the job done is no excuse for 
not following the rules.

34. When confronted by a difficult problem, 
you can solve it more easily 
by reducing it 
to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger 
handle this?"

35. The last person that quit or was fired 
will be held responsible for 
everything that 
goes wrong.

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                         .:Verse of the Week:.

"When the righteous are in authority, 
  the people rejoice: but when the 
wicked 
   beareth rule, the people mourn."
  -Proverbs 29:2
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                              :.Jesus Christ.:
  Do you know Jesus Christ as your personal 
  savior?  Do feel like something 

is missing
  in your life?  Do you feel like there is 
  no point to life, you have 

nothing to live
  for?  Are you worried about your future?
  You don't have to read horoscopes, or call
  a psychic hotline to be comforted of your 
  future.  Instead, GOD loves 

you.  And He 
  wants only the best for you.  He knows 
  you inside and 

out, even if you don't know
  Him.  He loves you unconditionally, no strings
  are attached to His love.  He loves you so
  much that He died for you.  He did it so 
  that you and I could spend 

all eternity
  with Him. Do you have Him as your savior?
  He didn't say that we would have all the 
  luxuries of this world, He 

did say that He 
  would provide for us, if only we seek Him.
  Do you have this wonderful gift called 
  Salvation?  If you don't, it's 

easy to get,
  just ask Him you want it.  Commit your life 
  to Him, and He will greatly 

reward you.
      Will you pray?
"Lord Jesus, I admit I am a sinner. I need forgiveness. 
    I am sorry 

for my sins and I don't want to sin against You 
  anymore. I believe You 

are the Son of God and You died on 
the cross for MY sins. I also believe 

that you rose from the dead 
so that I, too, may have victory over the grave. 

Please forgive me 
now Lord and cleanse me. Come into my heart and give 

me a new 
life. Thank You, Jesus, for shedding your blood for me and for 
                         
hearing
                   and answering my prayer. Amen" 

  If you've just prayed 

that, you are a Child
  of GOD.  Think about that!  A child of the
  Creator of the Universe.  It's a humbling
  experience.  If you have anything you 
  want to know about your new life 

with Christ,
  or if you're still not sure about all this,
  please do not hesitate to email me.(AJ@gmail.cjb.net)

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