Helpful Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler:|
cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo"
* There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to
know if you have experience in jungle warfare.
* Do not board a cruise ship if passengers are being issued
* Legitimate travel agents do not dress in foreign military
* In South America, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a
suitcase of powdered sugar to their grandmother in Miami.
* Consider very carefully visiting a country where the
license plate motto is "Die American Pig"