The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:
    free yorkshire terrier.
    8 years old. Hateful little dog.
    free puppies:
    1/2 cocker spaniel -
    1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog
    free puppies...part german shepherd -
    part stupid dog
    German shepherd 85 lbs.
    Neutered. Speaks German. Free.
    found: dirty white dog.
    Looks like a rat...
    Been out awhile..
    Better be reward.
    1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer
    amana washer $100.
    Owned by clean bachelor who
    seldom washed.
    snow blower for sale...
    Only used on snowy days.
    2 wire mesh butchering gloves:
    1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15
    tickle me elmo, still in box, comes
    with its own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto,
    excellent condition $6800
    cows, calves never bred...
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.
    full sized mattress.
    20 yr. Warranty.
    Like new. Slight urine smell.
    free 1 can of pork & beans with
    purchase of 3 br 2 bath home.
    nordic track $300
    hardly used, call chubby

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