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The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:
free yorkshire terrier. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. ---------------------------------- free puppies: 1/2 cocker spaniel - 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog ------------------------------ free puppies...part german shepherd - part stupid dog ------------------------------ German shepherd 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German. Free. ------------------------------------- found: dirty white dog. Looks like a rat... Been out awhile.. Better be reward. ----------------------------------- 1 man, 7 woman hot tub -- $850/offer ---------------------------- amana washer $100. Owned by clean bachelor who seldom washed. ------------------------------ snow blower for sale... Only used on snowy days. ------------------------------- 2 wire mesh butchering gloves: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, pair: $15 ------------------------------ tickle me elmo, still in box, comes with its own 1988 mustang, 5l, auto, excellent condition $6800 ------------------------------ cows, calves never bred... Also 1 gay bull for sale. --------------------------------- full sized mattress. 20 yr. Warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell. ----------------------------------- free 1 can of pork & beans with purchase of 3 br 2 bath home. ---------------------------------- nordic track $300 hardly used, call chubby ------------------------------------- Back to the funnies! Get a joke sent to you inbox every week in the C Zine! Subscribe now: Powered by YourMailinglistProvider.com |
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