The Lie Clocks

    Hillary Clinton died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a HUGE wall of clocks behind him.
    She asked, "What are the reasons for all those clocks?"
    St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.... Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
    "Oh," said Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
    "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she has never told a lie in all her long life."
    "And whose clock is that?" said Hillary.
    "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Honest Abe only told 2 lies in his entire life."
    "Where's Bill's clock?" Hillary asked.
    "Bill's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."

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