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.:Christmas in August Special:.
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.:Prime Zine:.
Letter from the CEO
Inspirational Story
Truth
Lost Now Found
Humor Me
Verse of the Week
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.:Letter from the CEO:.
Hey there! Right now, it's August. And lately
it's been rather warm out, downright hot! So,
to help cool off, all month we'll have 'Christmas
in August Special'! So... (press & hold the down arrow
untill the end of the message)
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You've officially been hit by the first C Zine
'Christmas in August' snowball! Throw the
snowball to all you firends by forwarding
this to them! The only rule is: don't send it
to the person who sent it to you! :-P
If you think that I'm insane for having a
snowball fight in August, that's fine. Just
don't tell me until I finish putting my Christmas
tree up! :)
Also, I have an announcement, I've been a little
too busy to update C News. So, I've created
a new section called News Briefs. It allows
me to update C News more often! Check it out @:
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We're fresh out of testimonies! So, do your
part in the great comsision, submit your
testimony to AJ@gmail.cjb.net!
Spread the Christmas cheer!
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.:Inspirational Story:.
:.Why Jesus is better than Santa.:
Santa lives at the North Pole ...
JESUS is everywhere.
Santa rides in a sleigh ...
JESUS rides on the wind and walks on the water.
Santa comes but once a year ...
JESUS is an ever present help.
Santa fills your stockings with goodies ...
JESUS supplies all your needs.
Santa comes down your chimney uninvited ...
JESUS stands at your door and knocks, and then
enters your heart when invited.
You have to wait in line to see Santa ...
JESUS is as close as the mention of His name.
Santa lets you sit on his lap ...
JESUS lets you rest in His arms.
Santa doesn't know your name, all he can say
is "Hi little boy or girl,
what's your name?" ...
JESUS knew our name before we did. Not only
does He know our name, He knows
our address too.
He knows our history and future and He even
knows how
many hairs are on our heads.
Santa has a belly like a bowl full of jelly ...
JESUS has a heart full of love.
All Santa can offer is HO HO HO ...
JESUS offers health, help and hope.
Santa says "You better not cry" ...
JESUS says "Cast all your cares on me for I
care for you."
Santa's little helpers make toys ...
JESUS makes new life, mends wounded hearts,
repairs broken homes and builds
mansions.
Santa may make you chuckle but ...
JESUS gives you joy that is your strength.
While Santa puts gifts under your tree ...
JESUS became our gift and died on a tree.
It's obvious there is really no comparison.
We need to remember WHO Christmas is all about.
We need to put Christ back in CHRISTmas,
Jesus is still the reason for the season.
Yes, Jesus is better, he is even better
than Santa Claus.
Have you accepted Christ?
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.:Lost Now Found:.
Total souls saved: 24
Yes! One more person has come to the Lord
Jesus!
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.:Humor Me:.
.:Ah, Newlyweds:.
There are never any secrets!
A young couple decided to wed. As the big day
approached, they grew apprehensive.
Each had a
problem they had never before shared with anyone,
not even
each other.
The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to
ask his father for advice.
"Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about
the success of my marriage.
I love my fiancée,
very much, but you see, I have very smelly feet,
and
I'm afraid that my future wife will be put
off by them."
"No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is
wash your feet as often
as possible, and always
wear socks, even to bed." Well, to him this
seemed
a workable solution.
The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to
take her problem up her
mom. "Mom," she said,
"When I wake up in the morning my breath is
truly
awful." "Honey," her mother consoled,
"everyone has bad breath in the morning."
"No,
you don't understand. My morning breath is so
bad, I'm afraid that
my new husband will not
want to sleep in the same room with me."
Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the
morning, get straight out of
bed, and head
for the bathroom and brush your teeth. The
key is, not to
say a word until you've brushed
your teeth. Not a word," her mother affirmed.
Well, she thought it was certainly worth a try.
The loving couple were finally married in a
beautiful ceremony. Not forgetting
the advice
each had received, he with his perpetual socks
and she with
her morning silence, they managed
quite well. That is, until about six
months later.
Shortly before dawn, the husband wakes with a
start to find that one of
his socks had come
off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically
searches
the bed. This, of course, woke his
bride and without thinking, she immediately
asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
"Oh, no!" he gasped in shock, "You've
swallowed my sock!"
You can read more great jokes online at:
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.:Verse of the Week:.
"O LORD our LORD, how excellent is thy
name in all the earth! who has
set thy
glory above the heavens."
-Psalms 8:1
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:.Jesus Christ.:
Do you know Jesus Christ as your personal
savior? Do feel like something
is missing
in your life? Do you feel like there is
no point to life, you have
nothing to live
for? Are you worried about your future?
You don't have to read horoscopes, or call
a psychic hotline to be comforted of your
future. Instead, GOD loves
you. And He
wants only the best for you. He knows
you inside and
out, even if you don't know
Him. He loves you unconditionally, no strings
are attached to His love. He loves you so
much that He died for you. He did it so
that you and I could spend
all eternity
with Him. Do you have Him as your savior?
He didn't say that we would have all the
luxuries of this world, He
did say that He
would provide for us, if only we seek Him.
Do you have this wonderful gift called
Salvation? If you don't, it's
easy to get,
just ask Him you want it. Commit your life
to Him, and He will greatly
reward you.
Will you pray?
"Lord Jesus, I admit I am a sinner. I need forgiveness.
I am sorry
for my sins and I don't want to sin against You
anymore. I believe You
are the Son of God and You died on
the cross for MY sins. I also believe
that you rose from the dead
so that I, too, may have victory over the grave.
Please forgive me
now Lord and cleanse me. Come into my heart and give
me a new
life. Thank You, Jesus, for shedding your blood for me and for
hearing
and answering my prayer. Amen"
If you've just prayed
that, you are a Child
of GOD. Think about that! A child of the
Creator of the Universe. It's a humbling
experience. If you have anything you
want to know about your new life
with Christ,
or if you're still not sure about all this,
please do not hesitate to email me.(AJ@gmail.cjb.net)
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