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|                           ::In this issue::|
|                         Inspirational Story|
|                              Lost Now Found|
|                                 The top 10%|
|                                    Humor Me|
|                           Verse of the Week|
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                       ::Inspirational Story::
          You've Been Approved! 
           (This is excellent)


"There are some things money can't buy, for 
everything else there's MasterCard." 
I'm sure 
you've all seen those commercials on TV.  
Well, I'm not unlike 
those agencies promoting 
their favorite credit card.  However, I'm 
here 
to advertise a different card.  You see, 
my life is a commercial for others 
to see.  
I'm a card carrying representative for the 
Master's Card.  That's 
right, the MASTER'S CARD.  


Let me tell you about it.......
1. There are no finance charges, no payments due.  
My bill has already 
been covered. It's a prepaid 
deal.  I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus 

stepped in and paid it for me.
2. My Name is written on the card for all to see.
It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from 
anywhere in the world.  The 
MASTER'S CARD has so
 many benefits it's hard to list them all. 
Let me share some of them with 
you... you might 
want to apply for a personal card yourself.  


A.) Just 
for starters there is UNLIMITED GRACE.  
That's right, there is no preset 
limit to the 
amount of grace you receive from the MASTER'S CARD. 
B.) Have 
you been looking for love in all the wrong
places?  Then, look no farther than the MASTER'S CARD.
It offers the greatest rate on love that has ever been offered.
C.) The MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only" 
     benefits.  
(Eternal life, peace that passes all understanding, joy
 unspeakable, love that lasts forever.)
D.) Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?  Apply for the
     MASTER'S CARD.
E.) Want a lasting peace?  Apply for the MASTER'S CARD.  
F.) Looking for 
something you can always rely on in a jam?  
     The MASTER'S CARD is perfect 
for you. 
G.) Another great thing about the MASTER'S CARD is that it never 
expires.
     Once you're a member, you're a member for life, eternal life, that 
is.
 Membership has its privileges, you know.


[Note: this offer is only good through the one true Master JESUS]
Jesus is standing by right now to take your call. Don't delay.
This is a great offer that won't last forever!


How do you receive the MASTER'S CARD.  Dial 1-800-ROMANS-10:9 
"If thou 
shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, 
and shalt believe in thine 
heart that God hath raised 
him from the dead, thou shalt be saved."


Peace, Joy and Hope: Invaluable.     
Faith, Contentment and Assurance: 
Inestimable.
Salvation: Priceless.


Yes, there are some things money can buy.  But for 
those other jewels of 
life there's the MASTER'S CARD.
Why not be an advertisement for the MASTER'S CARD? 
Let your life be a commercial 
today for Jesus Christ.

    Thanks to Friday's Faith Finders for this!
http://www.fridaysfaithfinders.homestead.com

           Apply for your Master's Card today!
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                            ::Lost Now Found::
                         Total souls saved: 10
 There were a few mistakes in the last Lost Now
 Found, there really were 9 people saved!  Maybe,
 I should have had a recount!  Also, yesterday
 I got an email(sent the 3rd!) of another 
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4: Generation God http://www.generationgod.net/
5: E-Mail Ministry http://www.emailministry.org/

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                                  ::Humor Me::
                   Dilbert's 35 Rules of Order

1. I can only please one person per day. Today 
is not your day. Tomorrow 
is not looking good either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the 
whooshing sound they make as 
they go flying by.

3. Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how 
to get along without it.

4. Accept that some days you are the pigeon and 
some days the statue.

5. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. 
If he isn't there the first 
time, chances are 
you won't be needing him again.

6. I don't have an attitude problem, you have a 
perception problem.

7. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars 
in the sky, and I thought 
to myself, where the heck 
is the ceiling?

8. My reality check bounced.

9.On the keyboard of life, always keep one 
finger on the escape key

10. I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.

11. You are slower than a herd of turtles 
stampeding through peanut butter.

12. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, 
because you are crunchy and 
taste good with ketchup.

13. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

14. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you 
down to their level, then 
beat you with experience.

15. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters 
from a kick in the butt.

16. Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be 
replaced, you can't be promoted

17. After any salary raise, you will have less 
money at the end of the 
month than you did before.

18. The more crap you put up with, the more crap 
you are going to get.

19. You can go anywhere you want if you look 
serious and carry a clipboard.

20. Eat one live toad the first thing in the 
morning and nothing worse 
will happen to you the rest of the day.

21. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, 
they are never talking 
about themselves.

22. Everything can be filed under "miscellaneous."

23. To err is human, to forgive is not our policy.

24. Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it 
isn't the work he/she 
is supposed to be doing.

25. Important letters that contain no errors 
will develop errors in the 
email.

26. If you are good, you will be assigned 
all the work. If you are really 
good, you 
will get out of it.

27. You are always doing something marginal 
when the boss drops by your 
desk.

28. People who go to conferences are 
the ones who shouldn't.

29. If it wasn't for the last minute, 
nothing would get done.

30. At work, the authority of a person is 
inversely proportional to the 
number of pens 
that person is carrying.

31. When you don't know what to do, 
walk fast and look worried.

32. Following the rules will not get the job done.

33. Getting the job done is no excuse 
for not following the rules.

34. When confronted by a difficult problem, 
you can solve it more easily 
by reducing 
it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"

35. The last person that quit or was fired will 
be held responsible for 
everything that goes wrong.

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                         ::Verse of the Week::
Do not fret because of evil men or be envious 
                       of 
those who do wrong;
                 -Psalms 37:1
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                              ::Jesus Christ::
  Do you know Jesus Christ as your personal 
  savior?  Do feel like something 


is missing
  in your life?  Do you feel like there is 
  no point to life, you have 


nothing to live
  for?  Are you worried about your future?
  You don't have to read horoscopes, or call
  a psychic hotline to be comforted of your 
  future.  Instead, GOD loves 


you.  And He 
  wants only the best for you.  He knows 
  you inside and 


out, even if you don't know
  Him.  He loves you unconditionally, no strings
  are attached to His love.  He loves you so
  much that He died for you.  He did it so 
  that you and I could spend 


all eternity
  with Him. Do you have Him as your savior?
  He didn't say that we would have all the 
  luxuries of this world, He 


did say that He 
  would provide for us, if only we seek Him.
  Do you have this wonderful gift called 
  Salvation?  If you don't, it's 


easy to get,
  just ask Him you want it.  Commit your life 
  to Him, and He will greatly 


reward you.
      Will you pray?

      "Lord Jesus, I admit I am a sinner. I need forgiveness. 
    I am 



sorry for my sins and I don't want to sin against You 
  anymore. I believe 



You are the Son of God and You died on 
the cross for MY sins. I also believe 



that you rose from the dead 
so that I, too, may have victory over the grave. 



Please forgive me 
now Lord and cleanse me. Come into my heart and give 



me a new 
life. Thank You, Jesus, for shedding your blood for me and for 



hearing 
                  and answering my prayer. Amen" 


  If you've 


just prayed that, you are a Child
  of GOD.  Think about that!  A child of the
  Creator of the Universe.  It's a humbling
  experience.  If you have anything you 
  want to know about your new life 


with Christ,
  or if you're still not sure about all this,
  please do not hesitate to email me,
                        AJBourg@gmail.cjb.net

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