Can I drive now?

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked
his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the
use of the car. His father took him to his study and said
to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades
up, study your Bible a little & get your hair cut and we'll
talk about it."

After about a month the boy came back and again asked his
father if they could discuss use of the car. They again
went to the father's study where his father said, "Son,
I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades
up, you've studied your Bible diligently... But you didn't
get your hair cut!"

The young man replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking
about that. You know, Samson had long hair, Moses had long
hair, Noah had long hair, & even Jesus had long hair...."

His father responded, "Yes, and they walked everywhere they
went!"

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