Florida Slogans

    FLORIDA: If you think we can't vote, wait 'till you see us drive.
    FLORIDA: We count more than you do.
    FLORIDA: If you don't like the way we count, then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.
    FLORIDA: We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.
    FLORIDA: Relax, Retire, ReVote.
    FLORIDA: Where your vote counts and counts and counts.
    FLORIDA: This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.
    FLORIDA: We're number one! Wait! Recount!
    Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.
    Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.
    Sign on I-95 : Florida this way, no that way, 5 miles, wait 10 miles.

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