Father Murphy walked into a pub in Donegal, and said to the 
first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?"
 
The man said, "I do Father."

The priest said, "Then leave this pub right now!" and 
approached a second man. "Do you want to got to heaven?"
 
"Certainly, Father," was the man's reply.
 
"Then leave this den of Satan," said the priest, as he walked 
up to O'Toole. "Do you want to go to heaven?"
 
"No, I don't Father," O'Toole replied.

The priest looked him right in the eye, and said, "You mean to 
tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?"
 
O'Toole smiled, "Oh, when I die, yes, Father. I thought you 
were getting a group together to go right now."