Famous Last Words

    ** I'll get a world record for this.
    ** It's fireproof.
    ** He's probably just hibernating.
    ** What does this button do?
    ** I'm making a citizen's arrest.
    ** So, you're a cannibal.
    ** It's probably just a rash.
    ** Are you sure the power is off?
    ** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
    ** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
    ** Pull the pin and count to what?
    ** Which wire was I supposed to cut?
    ** I wonder where the mother bear is.
    ** I've seen this done on TV.
    ** These are the good kind of mushrooms.
    ** I'll hold it, and you light the fuse.
    ** Let it down slowly.
    ** Rat poison only kills rats.
    ** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
    ** It's strong enough for both of us.
    ** This doesn't taste right.
    ** I can make this light before it changes.
    ** Nice doggie.
    ** I can do that with my eyes closed.
    ** I've done this before.
    ** Trust me
    ** Well, we've made it this far.
    ** That's odd.
    ** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
    ** Don't be so superstitious.
    ** Now watch this.
    ** What duck?

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