Shop Signs

    Vets office: "all unattended children given free kitten"

    Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed."

    Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one Weak."

    At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next blowout."

    Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we pick your nose?"

    At a Towing Company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

    Billboard on the side of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."

    In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

    On Maternity Room Door: "Push, Push, Push."

    At an Optometrist's Office "If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place."

    On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."

    In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."

    On a fence: "Salesmen Welcome, Dog food is expensive."

    Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming."

    In a Veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

    Inside a Bowling Alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

    In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait."

    In a counselor' office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional."

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