The end of the world

    God decided to end the world, so he chose three important people to notify of the coming end. These were Bill Clinton, Bill Gates and Fidel Castro.

    When Fidel Castro was notified, he sent letters to all his communist colleagues: "Comrades, I have some bad news and some worse news. The bad news is, we were wrong, God does exist. The worse news is, the world is going to end next week."

    When Bill Clinton heard the news, he called a press conference and had it broadcast on CNN: "My fellow Americans, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is, God does exist. The bad news is, He's going to end the world next week."

    When Bill Gates got the word, he immediately e-mailed his board and had a meeting with them. "Friends, I have some good news and some better news. The good news is, God exists and He has chosen me as one of the 3 most important people in the world. The better news is, we won't have to sort out the problems with Windows!"

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