Al Gore Causes A traffic jam

    A Marine Colonel, on his way home from work at the Pentagon, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself,
    "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving."

    He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer what's the hold up?"

    The officer replies, " It's Vice President Al Gore. He is just so depressed about the thought of loosing the election to George W. Bush that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says the country is blaming him for the vote count problems in Florida and he doesn't know if he will be able to get another job if he looses the election.

    We're taking up a collection for him."

    "Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

    "About three hundred gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

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