Indian Tracking

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his
stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the
cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see
that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.

"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the
ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."

Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon,"
he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses,
one brown, one white. Man, woman, child.."

"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This
Indian knows how far away they are, how many
horses, what color they are, & who is in the wagon.
Amazing!"

The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."

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