15 Sayings We Would Like to See on Office Inspirational Posters

    1. Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings... they did it by killing everyone who opposed them.

    2. If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the seriousness of the situation.

    3. Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

    4. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

    5. Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

    6. Plagiarism saves time.

    7. Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

    8. TEAMWORK... means never having to take all the blame yourself.

    9. The layoffs will continue until morale improves.

    10. Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.

    11. Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!

    12. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

    13. When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

    14. INDECISION is the key to FLEXIBILITY.

    15. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

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